Is probably the question you are asking yourself looking at this blog's title. Allow me to explain:
Some say my last name resembles mozzarella (at least they did during my primary school years) which, when battered and fried, becomes a delicious food, lending the 'Cheese Sticks' part of the title.
The Gnome is an entirely different story altogether. It begins in fifth grade (or maybe it was seventh) with a set of twins who were classmates. For whatever reason, they decided that my smartness was due to the gnome living inside of my head. I have no idea how they managed to think of this of even why, but it stuck with them for several years.
So I have elementary school classmates to thank for the name of the blog. Though I do find both of those amusing, so why not embrace them as something a little humorous to get a good title from now?